How many licks DOES it take?

I was reminded by Callan's post about the cake strata t-shirt that Threadless has some cool designs, and went looking for something to spend my money on. Which led to me finding this t-shirt:

"How Many Licks" by Ian Leino

Sort of reminds me of the Dinotopia illustrations. I'm not terribly fond of caramel, though, so I might choose a different core...perhaps taffy, although that could be better suited to mantle material. (And if modern science has finally discovered what happens to all those missing socks, I propose we immediately start mining them. My unmatched sock population is growing at an alarming rate.)

What would you add?